Funny Wedding Stories

[Csara]

Anything particularly humorous happen to you (or anyone) on your wedding day/at your wedding? Got any funny stories to share?

[B'sgirl]

Maybe this isn't that funny, but we had been tipped off that DH's little brother was going to trash our car. We had also forgotten to fill up on gas and we didn't really want to stop because our hotel was an hour away. So we asked DH's roommate to go fill it with gas. He did. And balloons (Welcome Baby ones), TP, oreos all over the windows...you name it. So, we had to stop at a car wash anyway so the oreos wouldn't freeze to the windows while we were in Cancun.

Lesson: Don't trust ANYONE with the location to your car (and especially the keys) on your wedding night!

[KeelyKay]

DH's grandpa is in his late 70's, and since his wife passed, he has been severely depressed. He lost a lot of weight, and his kids decided to put him on antidepressants (among other things). He was completely out of it at our wedding. He didn't have a clue that he was at a wedding to begin with, and all he wanted to do was go outside and have a cigarette. DH's mom asked him to wait until the ceremony was over and the pictures had been taken. He agreed, although unhappily. He refused to smile or look at the camera, and after two pictures they let him leave. We found out why later... he looked like a corpse in our wedding photos. Everybody else is bright and smiling, and there he is... with his tongue sticking out and a vacant expression on his face. It's not that funny now, but it was hilarious then.

[jessilee82]

At my DH best friends wedding we were encouraged to bring our kids. Our son, who is very musically inclined, was on stage with DH(also best man) and as the DJ put on Bohemian Rhapsody and my little son starts head banging(thanks dad) and dancing all over the stage. Everyone on the dance floor stopped dancing to watch, the photog started snapping tons of pics of him, and at the end the song ended and DS looks up at everyone watching him and laughing and shouts "Yea!" and clapping for himself, so everyone else would clap for him. Our friends ended up putting it in their wedding journal as a "memorable moment".

[jessilee82]

And kids, make sure you proof read when typing and arguing with your children! Sorry it was such a mess grammatically, hope you could read it!

[tommysgirl18]

let's see......

me and my dad were getting ready to walk down the aisle. we were off to the side so that no one would see me while the girls were walking down the aisle. my sister Katy walks down the aisle and the ring bearer and flower girl step up to walk down the aisle. My dad stepped forward to go down the aisle and I had to laugh. I had to call him back while they closed the doors so that we could get behind them. So on the video, you see me dad step up to walk down the aisle and then quickly pivot and go off camera.

Then when we started walking down the aisle, we didn't even make it to the first pew at the back of the church and my dad leaned over and said "don't trip." which made me laugh and feel more relaxed, especially after the rough week we had leading up to the wedding! (my grandpa passed away a week to the day, at the exact time, of our wedding....come to find out later on, my mom told me that my grandpa had been trying to hold on long enough to see me get married)

another funny moment.....which we had plenty of them.....was after the wedding, and we were heading to the reception. a tradition in our family is to ALWAYS go to a 7-11 in between in order to get slurpees. Katy, her husband Rob, me, Tommy, Robyn and MaKenzie, were all in Katy and Rob's Mountaineer they had at the time. I was so jam packed into the truck that I couldn't get out without a major project of getting me packed back into the seat. So, Tommy and Rob (mind you they are in their tuxedos) walk into the store. Tommy was in a white tuxedo and Rob was in a black one. They come back out to the truck laughing. We ask them what was so funny and so Tommy tells us. There were a couple of punk kids in the store while Tommy and Rob were paying. The clerk asked if one of them had gotten married, and Tommy said that he did. The clerk said congratulations. The two kids, (who hadn't heard that part) said "which one of you is the husband and which one of you is the wife?" They laughed at first, and then Tommy said "my wife is in the truck" and they walked out of the store.

let's see.......another story about our reception was the dj's played the song "we are family" by sister sledge. some friends of ours stood on the chairs and were dancing because they were excited.....I stepped up on a chair in my dress. One of Tommy's cousin's then decided he would take it one step farther, and step up onto the table.....he started dancing around and the table creaked. As soon as he heard that......he jumped down instantly. I went to the bathroom, and got told while in the bathroom that we now had security in our reception hall. I walked into the hall, and sure enough, there was a security guy standing at the bar talking to the bar tender. some one went and talked to the security guy and asked why he was in here, and he said "because the bratty waitresses went and complained that we were being too roudy....and that we were standing on the tables." mind you, by the time he got in there, the song was over with and no body was standing on the tables or chairs. He stayed in there for the remainder of the night......but he was really cool about it. I believe we even sent some cake with him!

I think that is it......for now. if I think of any more, I will come back on here!

[tommysgirl18]

oh yeah......

when asked who gave me in marriage......my dad responded with "joker (our cat), cheyenne (our dog), her mother and I."

then when we had all walked up the aisle and the minister was walking up the aisle......we heard a whole bunch of cheering. we didn't know what had happened until we watched the video. after the minister walked up the aisle, my mom and Tommy's mom, both, stood up walked across the aisle.....gave each other high fives and then hugged.

[Margarita]

At my brother's wedding, just as they were getting ready to start, N said my brother's name twice loudly enough for others to hear. We saw his shoulders shake a little as he chuckled. Afterwards, he said it actually was good because it calmed his nerves.

My mom and his new MIL did a tequila shot at the reception.

That's the extent of funny for either of our weddings. We had a lot of crappy, though.

[Ema]

At my wedding the bride, groom, and parents get lifted in chair while everyone dances around us. Well everyone was fine in the chair but the minute the men picked up my MIL she slide right out and landed on the floor. I had to walk away to the bridal room because I couldn't stop laughing. I watched the video and its on there. She got right back in the chair too. I was still laughing at the video. I even played it in slow motion

[Csara]

Originally Posted by Ema

At my wedding the bride, groom, and parents get lifted in chair while everyone dances around us. Well everyone was fine in the chair but the minute the men picked up my MIL she slide right out and landed on the floor. I had to walk away to the bridal room because I couldn't stop laughing. I watched the video and its on there. She got right back in the chair too. I was still laughing at the video. I even played it in slow motion

LOL - I literally laughed out loud at this. Can I see the video?