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Wackiest Baby Names of All Time

So, we’ve had discussions on the crazy celebrity baby names in America. Well, a family court judge in New Zealand has had it with parents giving their children bizarre, stupid names, and well, he did something about it.

He renamed “Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii”. Yes, that was her full given name.  The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child’s parents have shown in choosing this name.  “It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”

New Zealand law does not recognize any names that would “cause offense to a reasonable person,” among other conditions, according to Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.

Registration officials blocked names such as “Fish and Chips”, “Yeah Detroit”, “Keenan Got Lucy”, “Sex Fruit”, “Number 16 Bus Shelter” and “Violence”.

Are you kidding me? These are just the most ridiculous names (which I even hesitate to call them) I have EVER heard. What kind of people would do that to a child…..their child? It is beyond me.

What is the craziest name you’ve ever heard? I’m sure it’s tame compared to these beauties….



Comments:

  1. There was a guy that was transferred to our psych ward from another nut house and I swear to God he had his name legally changed to *if I can get this right*--"Jesus Christ is God Almighty". I thought it was a joke at first, but was warned not to comment on it since he was violent. Freako!
  2. I can't beat 'em.
  3. I'm not sure if I've posted this on this forum before, but the craziest name I've ever heard (from someone I actually know) was the name of the daughter of an ex coworker of mine:

    Hannah Fannah Copa Cabana Margaret Mary Katherine

    No joke.
  4. That is insane!!! Yikes.
  5. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Faerie View Post
    I'm not sure if I've posted this on this forum before, but the craziest name I've ever heard (from someone I actually know) was the name of the daughter of an ex coworker of mine:

    Hannah Fannah Copa Cabana Margaret Mary Katherine

    No joke.
    YIKES!!! What exactly did they call her? Not the whole thing I would hope!
  6. Quote:
    Originally Posted by nisha View Post
    YIKES!!! What exactly did they call her? Not the whole thing I would hope!
    lol, No they just call her Hannah.
  7. How about when she's in trouble?
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