Who else has really frustrating conversations with their toddler?

My son, simultaneously opening up the pantry and fridge (yeah, he’s talented), whining…

Me (Mommy): You hungry?

Son: Yea

Mommy: Do you want peaches or pears?

blank stare

Mommy: peaches or pears?

Son: pea

Mommy: ok, here

Son: noooooooo

Mommy: So you don’t want them? Do you want pears?

Son: nooooooo

Mommy: do you want raisins?

Son: noooooo

Mommy: cheese?

Son: nooooo

Mommy: raisins or cheese?

Son: Yea (with a smile)

Mommy: which one?

Son: Yea

Mommy: raisins or cheese?

Son: no no no no no

Mommy: ok, so you aren’t hungry?

Son: yeah

Mommy: well what do you want?

– insert whining –
Mommy: raisins or cheese?

Son: Yea

Mommy: ok, here’s both

(sigh of relief – phewwww – glad that is over with)