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1. G hasn't said anything that should be funny, but his selection of syllables to add and remove to words (in the right setting) makes it funny .
   
   "C'OCK!!!" at the top of his lungs in the bank. That got a lot of rotten looks from people until I gracefully said, "Yes, Gavin. That is a clock."
   
   "Oh no!" every time he throws something (i.e. at a lady while checking out at Target).
   
   last but not least...
   
   "Toot!" while pointing at a woman whose cart was making very loud grinding sounds as she pushed it down the grocery aisle in Target (very loudly...).
   
   G's vocab isn't that funny... just embarassing.      by KeelyKay
   
2. I had a girlfriend and her daughter over for dinner the other night (dh had to work late) and I made a very simple baked spagetti. Nicole said, "this is a fantastic recipe, you will JUST love it"
   
   And lately she is very aware of her bodily functions. She will burp, say 'excuse me' and then go on to say, 'see, I have really good manners'. SHe will also announce, wherever we are, 'mommy, did you hear that? I harted' <she can't pronounce her f's....>)
   
   pretty much everything she says right now is funny because she says so many things with such genuine enthusiasm... you can't help but smile or giggle.      by Deana
   
3. LOL D, that reminds me. My DH took Jax to his parents house for dinner the other night when I was going out with some girlfriends. When we all got home, I asked Jax about his night and he said "I made a big fart at the table and everyone was laughing!"      by Csara
   
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   Originally Posted by Deana She will burp, say 'excuse me' and then go on to say, 'see, I have really good manners'.

   That's too funny!      by jana
   
5. Cameron looked at Noah the other day and said, "Don't make me mess you up boy." I have absolutely no clue who says that. Nobody that lives in my house does.
   Yesterday morning. B, C, and I were laying in bed. B told Cameron that he had to run to the bathroom and then he'd get her some breakfast. Her response, "We can't eat POOP for BREAKFAST daddy".      by RedBedHead
   
6. ROFL
   
   nothing is coming to mind right now for funny stuff Andy says....
   
   oh actually.. I told DH to get in the shower... he was watching TV so I said "Andy tell daddy to get in the shower he stinks!" Then I said "Pee Yew Daddy" and pinched my nose. Andy pointed at Chris and with his other hand pinched his nose and said "PEEEWWWW" and then pointed to the bathroom!      by pink_elephant
   
7. When my daughter was 2 or 3, she brought out some art she'd made for me. When I asked her what it was a drawing of she stomped off and slammed the door, then opened it, came out, and says "I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, mom." and left again.. My friend says "Oh yeah, I let her watch Empire Records with me last night."      by jessilee82
   
8. Hysterical! I posted a thread a couple of weeks ago from another forum that was loaded with funny things peoples kids have said. They just crack me up!
   
   Griffin says moderatetly funny things all the time but of course I can never remember them, but the other day we had Christmas at my Aunts house. He was walking through the living room shaking people's hands saying "nice to meet you" He was so serious too! I don't even know where he got it.
   
   Oh and in a bad mommy moment, the other day when he dropped his fork on the floor he said "crap". Oops!! Guess who says that      by queensara
   
9. LOL All of those are so cute/funny. K doesn't say much that means any sense but at dinner after every bite she will put it in her mouth and say "mmmmm" and after she swallows she says "byebye" LOL I know where she got the mmmm from but the bye bye she got all on her own.      by shan
   
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    Originally Posted by KeelyKay G hasn't said anything that should be funny, but his selection of syllables to add and remove to words (in the right setting) makes it funny . "C'OCK!!!" at the top of his lungs in the bank. That got a lot of rotten looks from people until I gracefully said, "Yes, Gavin. That is a clock."

    I can totally relate to this. When Jax was younger, he pronounced fish as "shi-y" which sounds like "shitty" and I remember getting dirty looks in public, but just like you, I would loudly say "yes, that's a fishy". LOL!!      by Csara
    
11. My step daughter couldn't say truck. So she'd see one going down the street(like at parades) and scream "Look mommy, a fire f*ck" she was always so embarrassed, cause people either laughed or got upset. LOL      by jessilee82
    
12. That is so funny! B doesn't say anything funny just yet. He only knows about 20 words and the only iffy one is "titty" (pretty), but most people just think he is saying kitty so it's no big deal.
    
    It is funny though, how much they mimick. Apparently I grunt a lot when I am leaning over to pick something up or get B out of his carseat (I'm pregnant, okay?). Anyway, B started doing it whenever he reaches for something too. It's so funny to see this 1-year-old grunting like an old man with rheumatism when he reaches for a block right in front of him.      by B'sgirl
    
13. I had surgery when my daughter was not quite one. During the surgery they had to crack my chest. So needless to say for months afterwards I would go to do something and grab my chest and go "oh" I never realized how much I did it until Lori reached for her sippy cup and went "Oh, my chest" while grasping her sleeper front in her fist.      by jessilee82
    
14. D, I love that "see I have good manners"
    
    The other night at dinner, N sat back in her chair, sighed, and said, "I wish I had hundreds of mouths so I could put hundreds of noodles in those hundreds of mouths."
    
    A few days before that, she was telling jokes:
    
    What did the cheese stick say when it was sleepy?
    Stocking, stocking, is it Christmas?
    
    What did the snake say when it was hungry?
    Don’t set the plate down. Eat. Eat. (This one has a backstory. Her first sentence was "Don't sit that [cup] down! Dink! Dink!")
    
    She definitely keeps us laughing these days.      by Margarita