Is this weird, or is it me?

1. Two men dressed in army fatigues, complete with combat boots, dog tags, and crew cuts. Instead of carrying bazookas, they are carrying giant tubs of bazooka joe gum. They are walking down the middle section of a major roadway.

2.  A pretty beat up van with a sign on it reading, “looking for quality drivers”.

3. A man dressed in all black: pants, boots, shirt, trench coat, hat, holding a black umbrella and a black rolling suitcase. It was 92 degrees F out.

4.  A jeep with no windows, but a car seat in the backseat.

This was all within a 15 minute drive home from a play date at my friend’s house on Friday.